pandaexpressvevo:

do you ever get a text and think “nah” and go back to whatever you’re doing

(via itwasac0ldnight)


nonbinaryteddy:

every year the marauders probably sat in the same spot on the hogwarts express, from when they were little bitty eleven-year-olds to the last time they rode away from the place where they found home and family, practicing silly spells and trading chocolate frog cards and planning the year’s pranks or the summer’s gatherings 

and when remus rode to hogwarts to teach, he probably sat in that same spot and thought that the silence was louder than four teenage boys ever were. 

(via potter-merlin)


thecaptainjacksparrow:

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

thanks, kid

(via madsyy)



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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

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a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts

albus severus: dear mum and dad
albus severus: i was in the library today
albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
albus severus: and i would just like to say
albus severus: are you fucking serious
albus severus: i demand a name change immediately
albus severus: just literally anything else please
albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
albus severus: sorry for swearing i just
albus severus: bloody hell
albus severus: yours sincerely,
albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit

thebrickofselfcontrol:

adventures-and-books:

katiedoodles237:

howtobebreefordummies:

Hey, that last one is just plain wrong. Hats are against dress code.

why the f*ck is your first floor the second floor

because we have a ground floor

No you asslamp the first floor is the ground floor.

thebrickofselfcontrol:

adventures-and-books:

katiedoodles237:

howtobebreefordummies:

Hey, that last one is just plain wrong. Hats are against dress code.

why the f*ck is your first floor the second floor

because we have a ground floor

No you asslamp the first floor is the ground floor.

(via sherlock-holmeless)




MCU Meme: Ten Scenes [1/10]
     ↳ “Can you give her a lesson?”


twokaystwoeyes:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

"Mommy, I’m sleepy, when are we going home?"

"Babe, why didn’t you make dinner?" "BECAUSE IM FUCKING TIRED, DO IT YOURSELF YOU LAZY FUCK"

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