bahtmun:

Immobulus!

(via rowlingtardis)


peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via nagaysa-kaworu)


glowcloud:

u know when u wake up and u can’t remember ANYTHING specific about a dream that u had but u just have this vague FEELING from that dream… that fucks me up

(via ragxdoll)




mariethelibrarian:

haliasjane:

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel

There is no inbetween.

(via depulsowrackspurts)


kkristoff:

kkristoff:

are we not going to talk about how in the scene where they first hear olaf, kristoff looks at sven like what the fuck, you can talk?

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kristoff’s just like is that you, why’ve i been talkin for you all these years when you could do it the whole time

and then anna goes

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bitch you’re kidding me your reindeer can actually fucking talk

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first my sister has ice powers now this reindeer can talk what is in the arendelle water supply i’m done

(via zamwinchester)


bombaycinemaclub:

The first sip of tea is always the hardest.

that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off 

(via lunathehuffleclaw)


queenerza:

“jaime only loves brienne like a sister”

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(via acciothenoseofvoldemort)




consulting-detective-with-a-box:

mirkwoodling:

when people dont like lord of the rings because the movies are ‘long’

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when people dont like lord of the rings because it  has ‘too much fighting’

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when people dont like lord of the rings

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people

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Lord of the Rings

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(via raizel-knights)


thecutestofthecute:

kardashlan:

haha if u ever think ur a screw up remember that sometimes sloths grab their own limbs thinking theyre branches and fall out of trees

Awwww nooooo

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(via zamwinchester)


neko-haru:

jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

no no you don’t understand what a good marketing scheme this is

(via callyoumaybe)